The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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