Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
