You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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