why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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