But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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