i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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