What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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