brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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