it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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