He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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