Already got asked if we're dating
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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