these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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