He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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