My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i think i have herpe
just one?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
