I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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