Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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