we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
