I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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