i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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