I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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