is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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