That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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