I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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