New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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