Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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