I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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