I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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