Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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