He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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