haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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