i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Randomize
