i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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