she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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