So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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