1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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