I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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