So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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