Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
