hotel room ftw
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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