the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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