Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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