My friends, they love my intelligence
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
