I wish I could punch you in the face.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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