eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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