Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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