I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We had to coat check the pizza.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
