Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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