Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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