I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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