I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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